life is full of madness

lauralot89:

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

moonflowerlesbians:

the CDC says fully vaccinated people can flee the country and take up an au pair job at a haunted manor where you meet the love of your life and move to vermont to open a flower shop together

arabian-batboy:

This is a video of an Israeli filming one of the many hotel-like bomb shelters provided to them by the Israeli government that they can hide in anytime they want.

The 2 million Palestinians in Gaza who are getting bombed by Israel as I’m typing this (who also can’t leave Gaza due to Israel’s blockade) literally don’t have ONE single bomb shelter in the entire Gaza Strip, which is simultaneously considered by the UN to be both one of the most densely populated places and one of the most inhabitable places for humans in the world.

If any words like “both-sides,” or “conflict,” or “clashes” comes out of your mouth then fuck you.

sherpawhale:

comicallycool:

gxth-jxck:

gxth-jxck:

gothdolphin:

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

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The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

Bread Jesus = Bresus

gendernewtral:

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

maryabolkonskys:

i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.

shutupmerlin:

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.